As my mother and I were waking my older sister up, she started mumbling. She said "Oh, I forgot the carrots."
Then my mom turned to look at me then back at her and asked "What are you cooking?"
"Chilly," came the reply.
My mom said "wow" then left the room, then I tried waking her up again by telling her there are no carrots or chilly, at which she replied "Okay, but you wash them."
That was too funny.