My sister is talking to me about her new life insurance thing that she filed under my name.
her: I don't know how I'll feel if you die. I'll probably be in shock, like "what happened?"
me: umm... ?
her: but if I die, you'll get $50,000!
me:- face palmed and started laughing-
her: why are you laughing? -casually flips paper- this way you can pay for a second bachelor's.