Quote of the Day: Addiction

 Mom: "I only had three cigarettes this whole day!"

Me: "Wow, mom! Good job! How do you feel?"

Mom: "Horny!"

*mom closes the balcony door behind her leaving me stunned*

Quote of the day: Incest?

 Him: ...."It would be odd to meet up with my sister's husband's father more than a couple of times a year..."

Me: hmm, his sister's...father in law...?

Him: ...."It really should be my uncle who initiates the gatherings"...

Me: "Your uncle?" His sister's husband's dad? or....no. It's his father's brother!

Him: "uh!, so is your uncle your dad's husband?"

Him: ... 

Him: "Wait until my mom finds out about this."